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Oops…forgot the sunblock

My legs are darker than my feet because

A) Doing yard work in the 100+ degree heat gave my legs a great tan,
B) The dry, dusty yard caked my legs with that much dirt, or
C) I’m a freak and now you know why I wear long pants in public.

If you answered C, I don’t like you any more. If you answered B, we have a winner! Dry yard plus rotating blades of lawnmower equals clouds of dust following me everywhere I went. This was the result.

Yuck!

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Written by Paul Jenkins
Paul Jenkins is lead pastor of The Gathering, a community church located in beautiful downtown Albemarle, North Carolina. He's the author of God is My Air Traffic Controller and My Name's Not Lou. Paul is passionate about his wife, his 3 children, running, reading, coaching, leading people who are following Jesus, Swedish Fish and the Carolina Panthers.