My legs are darker than my feet because
A) Doing yard work in the 100+ degree heat gave my legs a great tan,
B) The dry, dusty yard caked my legs with that much dirt, or
C) I’m a freak and now you know why I wear long pants in public.
If you answered C, I don’t like you any more. If you answered B,
Yuck!
what will it take to make you like me again?
I knew you’d say C.