Okay. I decided that your news channel is crap if you honestly think that Britney’s custody battle is Breaking News, especially in light of all the other stuff going on in the world like famine, war, and disaster.

Un – freakin- believable.

While I was off at That Youth Thing’s Winter Crave with 140 crazy people, the basketball team from N.C. State got kidnapped and held at ransom while some other team made up mainly of women who shave got pummeled by a team that wears baby colors.

It was awful. Humiliating. Depressing. And just what my good friend, Phil, needed to feel better about himself after he started carrying a man purse.

Glad the Pack could help you out with your identity crisis, Phil. Hopefully later when the 2 teams play in Raleigh my team will outscore your Grandma.

Nothing like a good game of Tetris, huh? Finally, someone has found a good use for church pews!