My legs are darker than my feet because

A) Doing yard work in the 100+ degree heat gave my legs a great tan,
B) The dry, dusty yard caked my legs with that much dirt, or
C) I’m a freak and now you know why I wear long pants in public.

If you answered C, I don’t like you any more. If you answered B, we have a winner! Dry yard plus rotating blades of lawnmower equals clouds of dust following me everywhere I went. This was the result.

Yuck!