Hey, there’s lots of stuff I could put here today…family, friends, football, turkey. But I’ll save the really sappy stuff for later on as we get closer to Christmas. For now, let me just say that I’m thankful to live in a country where people can write stuff like this and not get thrown in jail. As a bonus, I’m also thankful for how funny the cover of this book looks.

PS: No, I haven’t read the book…yet.